Monday, 9 November 2015

Unemployed man breaks record for watching Top Gear

Top Gear presenter Richard Hammond, yesterday
By Dave Teevee

A 35 year old man from Leeds has broken the record for binge-watching every episode of Top Gear on Dave.

He managed this feat by dragging his sorry arse out of bed and then switching on his Television.  

It didn't matter what time in the afternoon he first turned on, the cretinous trio who can be seen whenever you switch to Dave.  

The record broke the previous one of 4 weeks and six days, the unnamed individual has managed it by being unemployed for a mere two weeks and two days.  

When asked what he's going to do now, he said 'dunno, probably have a wank'.  

We at The Dodo Times would like to congratulate him on his sterling effort.  

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